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so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
I WANT TO GO TO ONE OF THESE PARTIES
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sex
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where did the ghost thing come from
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Finally, a president who cares.
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